Pancakes Hate Religion

The International House of Pancakes (IHOP) brought charges agains the International House of Prayer (IHOP) due to the fact that the pancake house did not want to be associated with any religion. You would think that the church wouldn't want to be associated with the place where everyone goes when they are drunk and/or high to eat pancakes at 1 in the morning. 


This leads me to my main argument. Pancakes are more useful than Prayer. First of all, pancakes are delicious and you can really eat them at any time of day or night. Prayer is boring and makes you clinically insane. Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. You can eat pancakes over and over and expect the same thing... deliciousness. As soon as you start getting on your knees mumbling to yourself every night expecting something to change, you're insane. Stop praying, go get pancakes. Pancakes cure insanity. The End.