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Saturday, January 15, 2011

Jesus Freak of the Week #4

May 21st, 2011 is the day? If you go to their site they talk about how everyone from scientists to politicians are talking about the end being near. They talk about earthquakes, tsunamis, nuclear weapons, the mayan calendar and all that jazz (all of which have been around for a very long time and are not new developments). How is this "RETURN OF CHRIST" going to work? The girl in the picture looks pretty damn happy. I picture the clouds opening up, a little bearded man in a toga floating down and saying things like "George, you're a dick, knock it off" or "Stacy, stop being such a whore." Whether this happens or the earth will come to an end you'd think we should have some kind of large scale countdown in every major city. May 21st is only a few months away and we should be preparing!

I would really like to know how this sweet custom paint job has affected the value of this vehicle. Also, when May 22nd comes along and everyone is off doing their thing this broad is going to feel dumb and no car dealership is going to take that trade-in. Bitch, if this god guy loved you then you'd have great vision and you wouldn't have to wear glasses, plus you wouldn't be wearing those stupid fucking wrist brace things. See you on May 22nd!

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