Did you really just say that?

This is a collection of quotes from religious people, most of which are extremely ignorant and inappropriate. (Which means they're funny)


"AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that *tolerates* homosexuals."
-Jerry Falwell, 1993


"The right of holding slaves is clearly established in the Holy Scriptures, both by precept and example."
-R. Furman, Baptist, of South Carolina


"The doctrine that the earth is neither the center of the universe nor immovable, but moves even with a daily rotation, is absurd, and both philosophically and theologically false, and at the least an error of faith."
-Catholic Church's decision against Galileo Galilei


The Earth is degenerating these days. Bribery and corruption abound. Children no longer mind their parents, every man wants to write a book, and it is evident that the end of the world is fast approaching.
- Assyrian Stone Tablet, c.2800BC


The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians.
- Pat Robertson, fundraising letter, 1992


"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-George Herbert Walker Bush, Former U. S. President, 1988.


"When the temptation to masturbate is strong, yell "Stop!" to those thoughts as loudly as you can in your mind. Then recite a portion of the Bible or sing a hymn."
-Mormon Guide to Self-Control


More to come