Funny Facts

• The Bible is the world's most shoplifted book
• We've all had the urge to steal that little toy that we don't really need, but might be fun to have, and definitely isn't worth paying money for.

• "JEDI" (as in Darth Vader and Yoda) is an official religion with about 70,000 followers in Australia alone.
• If you want to believe in something that isn't real you might as well make it something awesome.

• Scientology is the belief that the intergalactic overlord, Xenu, who presided over 78 planets, over 78 million years ago, brought the overpopulated masses from the other planets to”The Prison Planet” Earth (called TeeGeeAk). Once here on earth, he bombed them with Hydrogen bombs.
• It's seriously difficult to make fun of that... it's just so stupid.

• From Islam: The Prophet said “If a house fly falls in the drink of anyone of you, he should dip it (in the drink), for one of its wings has a disease and the other has the cure for the disease.”
• That's gross... Knock it off