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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Jesus Freak of the Week #3

Well Jesus Christ, what do we have here? I don't even know where to start. As a disclaimer, Taco Bell wants to have no part in this statement, as you can see they are ducking out of the picture in the background. This says a lot considering they have no shame and had a talking chihuahua mascot for a while. Now lets tackle this "JESUS CHRIST IS LORD" statement. FALSE... That was simple. Then we all see that this witty redneck also included "not a swear word" on the side of his vehicle/businesshome. I would have to agree with you sir, however I don't agree with your cutoff shirt, old trucker hat and hula girl on the dashboard. "Jesus Christ" is not a swear word, it's perfectly acceptable to say in numerous situations. However, you can spice it up by adding words in the middle of "Jesus" and "Christ" which then may classify the statement as a "swear word." Here are some examples of ways to use this great exclamation: Jesus Christ (the classic), Jesus Fucking Christ (super spicy), Jesus jumped up Christ (not used enough in my opinion), and Jesus H. Christ (if you want to keep it old school). So many different ways to say one guy's name in order to express your disgust or surprise... Thanks Jesus, you gave us something useful.

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