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Thursday, December 16, 2010

Jesus Freak of the Week #2

So here we have a lovely sign. This Hunchback of Notre-Dame descendent needs some knee pads because he's going to be down there for a while before he get's a reply to his KNEE-MAIL. Can you imagine? I get emails every day and don't bother to look at most of them, I only open the important ones from friends, family and work. So who's to say JESUS is going to open your KNEE-MAIL? You're probably going straight to SPAM while he's laughing at the Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode that his friend the Easter Bunny sent him (illegally) and RSVPing to the Christmas party at the North Pole. Now let's get to the meat of this little gem. Take a glance at the text "TRY AN KNEE-MAIL" I wasn't an English major and I'll admit that I commit the grammatical mistake here and there, but my 7 year old self knew better than to put "AN" in front of a word starting with  "K". Come on people, sure you can make a typo, but if you're going to blow it up and post it up for people to see, maybe we should use spell check or have your mom look it over. If you're lost, check out http://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/540/01/ for the proper use of A and AN. Oh Jesus, you're AN great guy.

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