(410): I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
(312): Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
(304): Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
(304): She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
(847): Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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