(570): he quoted the bible to break up with me
(702): So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
(203): I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
(904): i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
(760): Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
(803): A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as i thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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