Religious People Distrust Rapists and Atheists Equally... Offended

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I like how religious people don't trust atheists just because we are atheists. Not because of the content of our character or because of things we have/have not done, but because of what we believe in. If you're a big Jesus lover and don't want to be my BFF because I'm not "pro-jesus" then fine, but to put me on the same level as a rapist is just pretty rude.

I appreciate the article making the point that atheists generally do not favor other atheists over religious believers, but instead we think that religion is not a huge issue when trust is involved.

I just thought this article was funny and gives us a bit of insight into the mindset of some religious folk.

Oopsies... Wrong again

I saw this posted outside of a restaurant on the 22nd. I'm a big fan.

May 21, 2011

I haven't posted in a while because I have been preparing myself for Judgement Day. So much going on, its so exciting!

A week or so ago this flyer was left on the front door of my house. Didn't get a great picture of it before we threw it in the trash (I now regret that). I'm going to try to remember what it said, or at least give you a general idea.

It will be a day of great havoc. Many will die on that day. Only God can grant you salvation. Now is the time to make blah blah blah we're dumb.

I really like how this organization has put so much effort into notifying everyone about this event. 

In case you weren't aware...

If these fuckers would have used half of the money they used on advertising the "Return of Christ" on some good causes I'm sure their "God" would be a lot more impressed.

I like how their motto/website is We CAN Know. When they're wrong they're going to feel pretty silly.

Crazy Christian Facebook Status #10

Here he goes with the dots and puzzles references again. Douche bag. I really like what he did there with the "te-LIE-vision," however the way he broke it up it sounds nothing like television, its more like TEA-LIE-VISION, just a bad joke on his part. I'm glad that he does his own research though, at least we know that he's the one coming to these dumb fuck conclusions.

Crazy Christian Facebook Status #9

Happy Easter!

Great idea Dad!!! I might actually watch that movie. Jesus, dead, walking around spreading his zombie lifestyle by touching the hearts of millions (biting them). Then everyone else will be a zombie and walk around following Zombie Jesus, even though he's no different than they are, just another blood thirsty zombie. Easter is my new favorite holiday!

Note: 4 people liked this status... disappointing

Crazy Christian Facebook Status #7

Oh ok, so you believe that "aliens" are not of this dimension and people who died and instead of went to "heaven" they have returned and bred with human women? Oh yeah ok that makes sense...

Fuck you

Crazy Christian Facebook Status #6 (Contact was made)

I finally had enough of this kid and his crazy statuses on Facebook. So this was me calling him out on his dumb fucking conspiracy theories.

1 point for me

Crazy Christian Facebook Status #5

Jesus Love

Couple weeks ago The Simpsons episode was about witchcraft, now today its about magic. Hmm...fishy. Matt Groening is a 33rd degree mason btw...hmmm...hmmm






Oh really?? Well last week I saw a little kid playing with a stick and calling it a wand, he was pretending to cast spells and having a great time. He's also a 175th degree mason and half demon... fuck off

Jesus and Dinosaurs

This is for real...
Take note of the COLORING HINTS at the bottom.

Crazy Christian Facebook Status #1

So I've noticed a person I went to high school with has just recently "found jesus" and has been going a little crazy with his facebook status updates. Some of them are so funny that I will be publishing them here.

Jesus Love: (not his real name but we will stick with it for now)

Just watched the "Fourth Kind." It was good for what it was. I found out that the "real" footage and "real" case studies were all fake. Just another cheap trick to try and make us believe that "aliens" created people. Haha. I almost lost my faith in God for a second....not.

Jesus Love:

‎"The majority of today's music, especially the type liked by the majority, has satanic lyrics or messages embedded in the lyrics through methaphors and symbolism. It is bringing about a decaying in society. An increase in heavy partying, promuscuity, and other ungodly things shows how music burns a whole in the moral judgement part of one's brain."--D.T.S.


Jesus Love:
A demon left its imprint on my bro's towel on Monday. Look at the center of the picture. You can see eyes, nose, and a mouth. Under a magnifying glass, you can see very detailed sharp teeth. This happened the day after I officially accepted Jesus as my savior. I think Satan was trying to tap into my mind and take me back to the darkside. He failed. Call me a liar, but my whole family saw it. It is too detailed to be some coincidence or mind trick.

 

See what I mean? A demon in his brother's towel? Fuck off. Looks like that "evil" towel is really just your brother's "happy towel" which is disgusting and you shouldn't be posting this kind of shit on facebook. Much more to come, this kid's insane.

Pop the Cherry of the Virgin Mary (ok that was really inappropriate)

These are some miracle images of the "virgin mary."

 This woman found the face of good old Mary in her grilled cheese sandwich. Personally I think it resembles Marilyn Monroe, but whatever. I like that the woman has started wearing black lipstick and dark eye makeup in order to resemble the face on her burned piece of toast. C'mon lady... it's a grilled cheese, its pretty hard to fuck up.

 ¡Hola Mary! This face found on a tortilla is a bit more convincing than its grilled cousin above. You would think that if the virgin mary was really trying to reveal herself in some object, she would make herself beautiful and undeniable. Guess someone just made a shitty tortilla.

This guy was in a motorcycle accident and says that he can see the virgin mary in the wound on his leg. He also says that he believes he wasn't injured any worse because he was protected by her. Sir, you're a dumbass. You have a semi phallic wound on your leg which probably resulted from you doing something stupid on your motorcycle. Get a bandaid and stop being such a bitch.

Did you really just say that?

This is a collection of quotes from religious people, most of which are extremely ignorant and inappropriate. (Which means they're funny)


"AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that *tolerates* homosexuals."
-Jerry Falwell, 1993


"The right of holding slaves is clearly established in the Holy Scriptures, both by precept and example."
-R. Furman, Baptist, of South Carolina


"The doctrine that the earth is neither the center of the universe nor immovable, but moves even with a daily rotation, is absurd, and both philosophically and theologically false, and at the least an error of faith."
-Catholic Church's decision against Galileo Galilei


The Earth is degenerating these days. Bribery and corruption abound. Children no longer mind their parents, every man wants to write a book, and it is evident that the end of the world is fast approaching.
- Assyrian Stone Tablet, c.2800BC


The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians.
- Pat Robertson, fundraising letter, 1992


"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-George Herbert Walker Bush, Former U. S. President, 1988.


"When the temptation to masturbate is strong, yell "Stop!" to those thoughts as loudly as you can in your mind. Then recite a portion of the Bible or sing a hymn."
-Mormon Guide to Self-Control


More to come