Texts From Last Night: Religious Issue #2

(847): Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.

(603): Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...

(503): the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.

(916): Just got yelled at by a priest...again.

(212): You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?

(475): Yeah?

(212): Stuck it in his pooper.